Foreign chicks are everywhere in Taiwan-- not in real flesh, but on billboards, buildings, bus ads, and big screen TVs. There’s no doubt that the Arian look is “in” here. White girls-- or at least European looking Asians who exhibit that round-eyed, slim-nosed, thin-lipped ideal of Anglo-Saxon beauty-- are the most common models in every advertisement used everywhere, from the wall size blow ups in shoe stores to the little plastic labels on sanitary napkins.
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A blow up wedding shop ad, foreign model. |
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Foreign girls used in ads for clothing sold at the ATT Fun Mall |
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Even the infant models have big blue eyes. |
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The white-people mural at McDonald's. |
With all these foreign faces, I should feel like I totally fit in. But that’s not so. For one thing, I didn’t bring any long sleeves or pants because in a modern, progressive city with a subtropical climate one would, of course, expect short shorts and tank tops to be the norm. Well, they just aren’t. This is how many Taipei girls dress while walking down the street:
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A woman walking down the street in Xinyi. |
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A woman outside the beach in Fulong. As you can see, her boyfriend is wearing short sleeves. |
Can I stop for a second and point out just how hotttt it is outside? It is very, very hot-- almost unbearable, really-- from about 11am-7pm. So, one possible explanation for this climate defiant form of dress is that women here are afraid of getting sun. This product, found in 7-11, supports that theory:
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Maybe you've heard how popular skin-lightening products are in Asia. Did you know that Vaseline makes these products? |
Let's face it, tan skin is soooo plebeian. The goal here is to look like a dainty (pasty) lady who never leaves her house rather than a rugged farm gal who works outside all day. So when I got my first sunburn I felt like a total looser. I mean, the doorman in our building-- who never says anything but ne-how (hello)-- pointed to my shoulders, laughed, and told me to wear sunscreen before going out. I swear I caught people on the street looking at the burn, too. I imagined they were thinking What the hell is the matter with her? Where is her umbrella? (Which, in reality they probably weren't and I'm just paranoid... still, I felt super uncomfortable. Don't even get me started on the looks I think I got once I started peeling)
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Me, after getting sunburned at the beach. This is dark for me, and too red for Taiwan. |
But yes, umbrellas are very important to remember when going out for a walk-- especially if you aren't wearing long sleeves. You’ve gotta block the sun.
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Girls outside NTU, using their umbrellas for extra protection from the sun. |
In truth, it would be nice if pale skin were more popular at home. I actually really like the pure white look on people for whom it's their natural tone. To me, it's classy and time-less. I'm not sure I look best that way, but maybe I would if there wasn't such a tan-crazy culture in America. To state the obvious: beauty is just so subjective. One culture's trash is another's treasure.
Interestingly, though, despite all the white faces found in ads and all the clear admiration for European features, there aren’t that many foreign gals in the flesh here. There are lots of Anglo-looking men around; I often see them out and about with Asian women. But I have yet to witness the opposite: a Taiwanese man with a non-Asian girl. Which leaves me wondering, why are foreign women presented as models for beauty but not snatched up as suitable, exotic mates?
Of course I am making generalizations here, based on only 4 short weeks in a big city full of many people I haven't met or even seen. But on the surface it appears a young laowai lady with pale skin might have more luck getting her face on a bill-board than she would finding a date for Saturday night. Good thing I'm not looking.
*For more information on the controversy sourrounding the term "laowai"--which basically means "foreigner" in Chinese-- see this Wikipedia article.
**To watch a hilarious and interesting YouTube series exploring the difficulties of dating in China among other things, click here. It's called "Sexy Beijing" (be careful when googling this term) and is sort of a spoof on Sex in the City, from the perspective of a laowai lady living in Beijing. I highly recommend you take a few minutes to check out at least one episode!